We live in a row of 4 townhomes. We're #3. #4 is vacant. J, never one to let a study opportunity pass him by, went to vacant #4 last night to study while I got the kids ready for bed. He finishes up about 9:30pm. He walks out and sees "me" at the far end of the sidewalk, talking on my cell phone. He takes his apple core and chucks it at "me." Cuz, you know - that's normal to throw apple cores at your spouse. At least its normal at my house. Anyway, he hits "me" and "I" turned around. It wasn't me. It was the new neighbor that just moved into #1. She's only lived here for one week. We haven't even officially met her family. And, J just threw an apple at her. He apologized and turned bright red (serves him right) and then ran into our place. He finds me, minding my own business, sitting at the computer. Needless to say, I am fully embarrassed after I hear about his apple assault. We had fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies, so I sent him over there with a plate, to apologize again.
Seriously - I would love to be a fly on our new neighbor's wall to see what they think about us. Well, maybe I'd rather not know . . . . . .
10 comments:
made me laugh! seriously, funny! crazy husband, maybe he will stop throwing apples now :)
Glad I don't live right by you. Too funny.
You guys are too funny! J cracks me up. Well, the all of you crack me up.
Hilarious! Totally wish I could have seen it!
hahaha! Sounds like something Ben would do too.
HAHA! Serves him right! That is hilarious!
Oh wow! We just can't stop laughing at that one! I'm glad we didn't get welcomed in that way! Haha! Good times!!
Dipwad
I can't wait to share this story with Alan. I am glad I never saw this aggression while we lived there.
that is hilarious!!!
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